Profound Thoughts of Past Days
April 2012
(4-1-12) I am against paying people to act a fool; it only encourages others.
(4-2-12) Sometimes all you need in life is a stick and a dog.
(4-6-12) It is not worth the effort to argue with ignorance, unless you need the practice.
(4-7-12) My most memorable conversations have been spent sitting in silence with a friend.
(4-8-12) Between knowledge and ignorance is wisdom.
(4-9-12) Hate only binds you closer to the object of your hatred.
(4-10-12) Some deny the presence of God even though he is everywhere; these same people do not think twice about the air they breathe though they cannot see it.
(4-11-12) Tears are the mortar to mend a broken heart.
(4-12-12) Truth in the hands of a fool is like giving a camera to a blind man.
(4-13-12) Practice giving love without asking anything in return, even if for only a few moments each day. You will be amazed at the wonderful turn your life takes.
(4-14-12) Necessity is the mother of invention. Perseverance is its father.
(4-15-12) As you think, there you go.
(4-16-12) God gave us two ears so that most things can go in one end and out the other.
(4-17-12) For every ounce of ego you ingest, you gain a pound of foolishness.
(4-18-12) Wake up! Love has been looking everywhere for you!
(4-19-12) Truth cannot be fully understood until it has been opposed.
(4-20-12) There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done high.
(4-21-12) Those who most desire the Presidency are least deserving; the inverse is also true.
(4-22-12) Treat everyone and everything as if you were in God’s presence. You will be accused of wandering.
(4-23-12) The best gift is that which is given.
(4-24-12) Does sage advice go well with poultry?
I tried following my own advice once. I’m still lost.
(4-25-12) Thorns are nature’s way of telling us that you must take the bad with the good.
(4-26-12) I was kicked out of Comedy Writer’s Camp for being droll . . .
My foot went out on me yesterday. I think it ran off with my knee.
Haste is only good for swatting flies.
Better ninety-nine percent sick than one percent dead.
(4-27-12) Kill as much time as you want because, in the end, time will certainly kill you.
A close call is when someone at the other end of the house phones you instead of getting up and finding you to talk.
It is said that sound doesn't travel in space. I disagree. Most things go in one ear and out the other.
I thought outside the box once. It duct taped me in and then ran away.
(4-28-12) I tried using a pen knife once, but it was out of ink.
Silence is the ultimate expression.
If you want to write what you truly believe, first you must break your pen.
(4-30-12) I ignore my creditors because I’ve been told that payback is Hell.
Why would someone want to paddle up shit creek to start with?
Do not bite the bullet with gunpowder in your mouth.
The more you learn the less you know.
I said No to drugs once. They kicked me out of the pharmacy.
(4-2-12) Sometimes all you need in life is a stick and a dog.
(4-6-12) It is not worth the effort to argue with ignorance, unless you need the practice.
(4-7-12) My most memorable conversations have been spent sitting in silence with a friend.
(4-8-12) Between knowledge and ignorance is wisdom.
(4-9-12) Hate only binds you closer to the object of your hatred.
(4-10-12) Some deny the presence of God even though he is everywhere; these same people do not think twice about the air they breathe though they cannot see it.
(4-11-12) Tears are the mortar to mend a broken heart.
(4-12-12) Truth in the hands of a fool is like giving a camera to a blind man.
(4-13-12) Practice giving love without asking anything in return, even if for only a few moments each day. You will be amazed at the wonderful turn your life takes.
(4-14-12) Necessity is the mother of invention. Perseverance is its father.
(4-15-12) As you think, there you go.
(4-16-12) God gave us two ears so that most things can go in one end and out the other.
(4-17-12) For every ounce of ego you ingest, you gain a pound of foolishness.
(4-18-12) Wake up! Love has been looking everywhere for you!
(4-19-12) Truth cannot be fully understood until it has been opposed.
(4-20-12) There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done high.
(4-21-12) Those who most desire the Presidency are least deserving; the inverse is also true.
(4-22-12) Treat everyone and everything as if you were in God’s presence. You will be accused of wandering.
(4-23-12) The best gift is that which is given.
(4-24-12) Does sage advice go well with poultry?
I tried following my own advice once. I’m still lost.
(4-25-12) Thorns are nature’s way of telling us that you must take the bad with the good.
(4-26-12) I was kicked out of Comedy Writer’s Camp for being droll . . .
My foot went out on me yesterday. I think it ran off with my knee.
Haste is only good for swatting flies.
Better ninety-nine percent sick than one percent dead.
(4-27-12) Kill as much time as you want because, in the end, time will certainly kill you.
A close call is when someone at the other end of the house phones you instead of getting up and finding you to talk.
It is said that sound doesn't travel in space. I disagree. Most things go in one ear and out the other.
I thought outside the box once. It duct taped me in and then ran away.
(4-28-12) I tried using a pen knife once, but it was out of ink.
Silence is the ultimate expression.
If you want to write what you truly believe, first you must break your pen.
(4-30-12) I ignore my creditors because I’ve been told that payback is Hell.
Why would someone want to paddle up shit creek to start with?
Do not bite the bullet with gunpowder in your mouth.
The more you learn the less you know.
I said No to drugs once. They kicked me out of the pharmacy.